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PostSubject: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:04

In 1943, a mad scientist named Bob, who is also a retired Marine Corps
sniper, had just completed a prototype time machine. He was about to eat
some bran flakes when the machine malfunctioned sending him 200 years
into the future. Bob tries to get the machine to work but is no use as it had
over-heated and fried the circuits.


The year is now 2143, Bob is still hungry for bran flakes so he
decides to go to the store and get some. He walks to the store near where
his house was in 1943 and asked the cashier where the bran flakes were and
he replied "haven't you heard?...there is a shortage of bran flakes and milk"
something inside Bob snapped, he pulled out his Colt M1911, pointed it at
the young man’s face, and pulled the trigger. Blood and brain matter
sprayed all over Bob's face as the bullet entered through the cashiers eye
socket and exploded out the back of his skull, imbedding into the wall
behind him. His lifeless body crumbles to the floor in a pool of blood
spilling out the golf ball sized hole in the back of his skull. Bob grabs a
napkin off the counter and wipes the blood and brain matter from his face
as he heads for another store.


Bob got to the second store and they told him that they had milk but
no bran flakes. This made Bob even angrier so he walked up to the cashier
of that store, then shot him point blank in the neck severing both his jugular
and corroded. Blood sprays out his neck like a high pressure fire hose
covering Bob and the floor in his blood, he clasps his neck in an attempt to
stop the bleeding, but it is no use as he starts choking on his own
blood, and dies. Just as Bob starts walking towards the door the bag girl (a
female alien) comes out of the bathroom (where she had been smoking a
blunt and listening to death metal so she did not hear the shots), sees Bob
covered head to toe in blood, and screams for help. Bob stops, turns
around, and shouts "shut the Flamingo up you stupid Crab" as he shoots her
three times in the Larynx (aka voice box), ripping her neck to shreds and
Shutting her up for good. On the way out Bob spits in her face and mutters "if you had just kept your
god damn legs closed and mouth shut this wouldn’t have happened..." then heads for another store.


Bob enters the last store in town trying to find bran flakes and milk.
He sees that a lady with a demon baby in her cart has just bought the last
box of bran flakes and the last gallon of milk. This in-rages Bob Even more,
he walks up to the lady, pulls out his Colt, and empties its 8, .45
caliber round clip into her.
The first two are sent ripping through her left lung and bouncing around
her chest cavity. The third, fourth, and fifth are sent tearing through her
liver, stomach, and spleen then exploding out her back shattering the shop
window behind her. Blood is sent gushing out the three new quarter sized
holes in her upper back filling the air with the sweet, warm smell of fresh
blood splattering all over the floor, her cart and her baby. The baby lets out
a high pitched evil laugh as the warm blood splashes onto its face. The sixth
hits her in the shoulder and shatters both her scapula and clavicle (two
bones in the shoulder). The seventh and eighth cut through her heart like a
hot knife through butter as it beats one final time and is expelled out her
back covering the wall and the shattered window behind with her blood.
The demon baby laughs as its mothers bloody, bullet ridden body collapses
to the floor and the last shred of life fades from her eyes and she dies in a
pool of her own blood.

Bob reaches into the cart and picks up the baby who
is still laughing and snaps its neck. Bob laughs as he scoops out its eye balls
and eats them. He licks his lips as he rips the baby in half and eats em.
When he is done eating the baby he realizes that he does not want bran
flakes anymore.

He wants some pimps and O's he grabs a box off the shelf
but before he can eat them a cop bursts through the door at the front of the
store and fires three shots at him. The first one hits the box of Pimps and
O's out of Bob's hand. The other two shots hit the shelf of can goods behind
him. Bob returns fire hitting the officer in the knee. The officer fires off 4 more rounds as his leg buckles,
one Grazes Bobs left arm the other three hit a case of water behind Bobs head. Bob then fires
hitting the cop in the chest three times. The resulting force of the three .45 caliber rounds impacting his
Kevlar vest knocks him to the ground and breaks four ribs. The officer crawls behind a small desk, pulls
out his radio and reports a code 10-10 (shots fired) and
10-13(officer down). You can hear the frantic radio chatter as Bob comes up behind the officer and he
mutters "oh shit" as Bob shoots him in the forehead. He then walks over to him, takes the
officer's glock, drops his pants, and shits in his mouth.

Bob then walks out of the store and sees a hover
bus full of retard alien children. He shoots the driver in the head splattering blood and brain all
over the windshield. The bus swerves and crashes into an elementary
school for mentally handicapped aliens, and blows up. killing all 25 kids on
the bus and more than 300 kids and staff in the school. You can hear a
popping sound made by the burning bodies .


Bob walks to where his house was in 1943 and sees that a family of
aliens is now living there. Bob walks up to the door and picks the lock. He
then walks to the master bedroom and sees that the two parents are still
sound asleep. He walks up to the left side of the bed w here the father is
sleeping, takes out his K-bar and stabs him in the heart. Blood soaks the
sheets and the bed below. Bob moves over to the right side of the bed where
the mother is sleeping, grabs her head, and pulls her chin down to her chest
(allowing for maximum damage and blood loss), she wakes up just in time
to watch Bob slit her throat ear to ear. He can see the fear in her eyes as she
bleeds out, and it makes him smile. Bob then walks into the kid's room and
plunges his knife into the base of her skull severing her spinal cord, killing
her instantaneously. Bob cuts out her eyeballs and gobbles them up. He
then lifts the lifeless alien's body and swallows her whole.


Bob licks the blood from his lips then walks out and into the living
room, where he hears the news on the TV. They are talking about all the
murders Bob had committed. They then showed a video of Bob shooting the
officer and then shitting in his mouth. The news caster says that Bob is
considered armed and extremely dangerous and that anyone with info
about his whereabouts should call the snitch hotline at
666-46-3825-9687-7353 (aka 666-go-Flamingo-your-self). They also state that
the death toll is now over 325 people Bob turns off the TV locks the door
behind him, and heads for the police station.





When Bob gets to the police station he sees a CNN news van
parked out front, a news caster is doing a segment on live TV talking about
how Bob is an insane individual and should turn himself in before he is
Killed, Bob walks up to the news caster and yells "Go Flamingo yourself you
stupid motherfucking liberals" as he shoots the news anchor in the head (with the officers glock),  coating the camera lens in blood. The camera falls
to the ground as Bob kills the camera man. Bob proceeds to piss on the
newscasters body, then cut off his head, and throws it through the police
station window. Ten officers come out shooting at Bob, he gets off 6 rounds
(killing 2 of the officers and wounding another) before he is hit by a round
in the leg, then another in the chest, then 2 more in the head. The officers
surround Bob as he falls to the ground splashing into a pool of his own
blood.
The End?

Bob 2.0
Meow zombie: instead of wanting to eat flesh they want to eat Meow
Johnson zombie: a zombie that eats Johnson plain and simple

Bob wakes up in hell with a burning pain in his asshole, he looks around and sees Hades(the devil) in the bed next to him. Bob yelled” What the Flamingo did you do to me when I was dead?!?!” “Flamingo your lifeless body raw” says Hades . Bob jumps on top of him pulls out his big black Johnson and rams it through the base of Hades’ skull and out through his mouth thrusting over and over till he busts a nut. Bob tells Hades if he doesn’t bring him back to life he will rape him for all eternity and poof bob was back outside the police station alive (bob is now a Meow zombie) bob jumps up and fires 15 rounds hitting one officer, then another and another until all 8 of the remaining officers are dead…bob walks over to one of the female officers and rips off her pants and goes neck deep in her snatch biting and ripping when bob is done he wipes the blood from his face then walks off(the female officer comes to life as a Meow zombie ) bob turns around and sees the female officer ripping at the female news casters Meow and laughs thinking to himself “now that’s what I call rough sex”. Bob walks down the street and sees a battered women’s shelter he walks in and sees this smoking hot woman in a short skirt. Bob tackles her to the ground and Flamingo her raw. her screams subside as she succumbs to the Meow zombie virus . she gets up and starts attacking the other women in the shelter. Bob walks out and a police officer spots him..the officer opens fire hitting the ground beside bob. Bob pulls out his m1911 and fires 4 shots the first two hit the officer in the left knee knocking him to the ground and the other two hit the officer in the neck blood sprays all over the side walk a his lifeless body falls. Bob continues walking down the street and sees a tv store with the news on, they are showing videos of Meow zombie attacks and they show a redneck who says “the only way to put them down is a bullet to the snatch” bob laughs and heads down the street to where he sees a female officer running towards him being chased by a group of Meow zombies . the officer fires two shots hitting one of the Meow zombies in the twat and it goes down the other two keep coming. As the officer approaches bob he fires 3 shots hitting the other two Meow zombies in the Crab and they go down as well . the officer begins to thank bob but he jumps on her rips of her pants and destroys her cootch bob licks his lips a he stands up and heads back down the street. Bob passes another tv store and now the news station is showing videos of gay zombies (Johnson zombies) ripping peoples dicks off…shit says bob as he turns and heads towards the mini-mart…bob walks into the mini-mart where three Johnson zombies are trapped they try and jump on bob but he is too fast he pulls out his colt and shoots two for them in the Johnson and runs out of bullets he drops the gun, jumps on the Johnson zombie head pulls out his Johnson and rams it through the Johnson zombies forehead bob heads out of the store.


To be continued if requested


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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:22

lolz!!lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:24

you like? i wrote it for my lit 2 class and got Riot  expelled Riot  for it
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:44

Sweet Mother of God! Wow....

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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:45

lol! lol! lol! lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:02

Holy shit....
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:04

what? Awesome 
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:06

There needs to be a sequel.
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:07

lol ok i will tomorrow Wink just for you guys here at PNU Pan National Union 
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:23

actually im writing it right now Smile should be done in an hour or so
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:33

I look forward to the sequel, Jebediah and the Rocketship

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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 22:10

bob 2.0 has been posted Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome 
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:08

Bob 2.0
Meow zombie: instead of wanting to eat flesh they want to eat Meow
Johnson zombie: a zombie that eats Johnson plain and simple

Bob wakes up in hell with a burning pain in his asshole, he looks around and sees Hades(the devil) in the bed next to him. Bob yelled” What the Flamingo did you do to me when I was dead?!?!” “Flamingo your lifeless body raw” says Hades . Bob jumps on top of him pulls out his big black Johnson and rams it through the base of Hades’ skull and out through his mouth thrusting over and over till he busts a nut. Bob tells Hades if he doesn’t bring him back to life he will rape him for all eternity and poof bob was back outside the police station alive (bob is now a Meow zombie) bob jumps up and fires 15 rounds hitting one officer, then another and another until all 8 of the remaining officers are dead…bob walks over to one of the female officers and rips off her pants and goes neck deep in her snatch biting and ripping when bob is done he wipes the blood from his face then walks off(the female officer comes to life as a Meow zombie ) bob turns around and sees the female officer ripping at the female news casters Meow and laughs thinking to himself “now that’s what I call rough sex”. Bob walks down the street and sees a battered women’s shelter he walks in and sees this smoking hot woman in a short skirt. Bob tackles her to the ground and Flamingo her raw. her screams subside as she succumbs to the Meow zombie virus . she gets up and starts attacking the other women in the shelter. Bob walks out and a police officer spots him..the officer opens fire hitting the ground beside bob. Bob pulls out his m1911 and fires 4 shots the first two hit the officer in the left knee knocking him to the ground and the other two hit the officer in the neck blood sprays all over the side walk a his lifeless body falls. Bob continues walking down the street and sees a tv store with the news on, they are showing videos of Meow zombie attacks and they show a redneck who says “the only way to put them down is a bullet to the snatch” bob laughs and heads down the street to where he sees a female officer running towards him being chased by a group of Meow zombies . the officer fires two shots hitting one of the Meow zombies in the twat and it goes down the other two keep coming. As the officer approaches bob he fires 3 shots hitting the other two Meow zombies in the Crab and they go down as well . the officer begins to thank bob but he jumps on her rips of her pants and destroys her cootch bob licks his lips a he stands up and heads back down the street. Bob passes another tv store and now the news station is showing videos of gay zombies (Johnson zombies) ripping peoples dicks off…shit says bob as he turns and heads towards the mini-mart…bob walks into the mini-mart where three Johnson zombies are trapped they try and jump on bob but he is too fast he pulls out his colt and shoots two for them in the Johnson and runs out of bullets he drops the gun, jumps on the Johnson zombie head pulls out his Johnson and rams it through the Johnson zombies forehead bob heads out of the store.


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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:12

Lol censor Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:12

please let me know what you think Smile
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:15

lmao its even better censored
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:15

Quite graphic Razz
But you have potential as a Horror writer

But the Censor makes it funny

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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:16

lol it so does
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:55

Make more!
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Tue 23 Jul 2013, 18:02

Cyber, are you a sadist?

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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Tue 23 Jul 2013, 18:14

HELL YEAH!
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Wed 24 Jul 2013, 01:35

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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Wed 24 Jul 2013, 03:39

im in the process of writing my new story, Lil Red Ridding In The Hood


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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Thu 25 Jul 2013, 22:02

Can't wait for it to come out.
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PostSubject: Re: bob and the branflakes part 1 and 2 [MA Something+]   Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:44

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